The Conjuring

Ed and Lorraine Warren are renown Paranormal Experts going to case to case, seeing if a place is really haunted or just a floor board creaking. Carolyn Perron seeks the help of the two experts after she notices her house maybe haunted and causing her harm. Not long after the Warren's get to Perron's house, they notice a very evil entity living in the house, and now it's up to the Warren's and their helpers to try and rid the house of all evil.

I think my jaw was on the floor throughout the whole film. Also this film really just blew me away, living up to all my expectations and then some!


This may just be the best horror film I have ever seen, so I may never need to see another horror film knowing this film is out. This film (to me) also makes the movie The Exorcist look like a kiddy movie. The plot was shortened as there was a lot that happened in the film and I just really don't like spoilers.

Acting was superb! Everyone who served in the film did a truly fantastic job and delivering the best horror film. There was little to none CGI, which was great, mainly old school horror, with it mainly being a psychological horror, but when the scares did happen, they gave me goosebumps...

Story was just excellent, creating a lot of base story before scaring you. Then as the scares deliver the story adds even more. That's what I think is missing from a lot of horror movies today, the story.

Music also was amazing, serving a very grim sounding soundtrack throughout the film, slowing increasing in volume, then you know something is about to happen!

Did hear there is going to be a sequel, and I just hope that it's able to bring the wow factor and not just be, bleh like everything else out there. This film however did end with a solid ending, not leaving you with a cliffhanger which I liked, as if they didn't make another, I wouldn't be mad.

If you are a horror fan and is looking for the best horror film, then I truly recommend this film, it might even be, best film of the year (maybe too ambitious).

I give, The Conjuring, 10/10

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Sharknado

When a massive hurricane comes to L.A the people notice that the storm is bringing more than just wind and water, its throwing sharks into the land and threatening it's inhabitants. Now it's up to a group of wannabe's to come up with a plan to not only fight the sharks but destroy the tornadoes that sprouted mysteriously after the hurricane.

I'm so happy that this film was only 90 minutes, I couldn't of tolerated another minute.

The acting was so awful it actually made me laugh. It seemed like a 10 year old wrote the script.

Cast includes, a chick from the American Pie films, a dude that looked kinda familiar from the 90's, an old guy that was in the Home Alone movie, and everything you've never seen before.

Once the sharks somehow flew (not even from the hurricane or tornado) and swallowed up the people, then it was getting to funny, I actually laughed my ass off when one chick fell from a helicopter in the hopes of killing one shark then another shark out of nowhere, swallows her.

Sadly though, there is going to be a sequel which was announed during the movie, and next time it will be in N.Y. I just can't see how wildly popular this film got in not even a week.

I give, Sharknado, 1.5/10

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Battleship

When NASA discovers objects heading towards earth 5 years after they send a message to space, US Navy is forced into battle when the space craft land in water, sending a force field around the water. When 3 Navy Ships are trapped, it's up to them to try and take out the alien beings.


Yup, very little plot as very little happened. I didn't see this film in the theatre as I was very skeptical about this film.

Everything about this film was just horrible despite it having a couple good actors in it (Liam Neeson, Alexander Skarsgård).

The script was just horrible, was poorly written, plus the forced in jokes seemed very out of place.

Another big flop was having "Rihanna" in the film as she was the worst "Actress" in film, yes it's in quotations as she couldn't act. I did however like that they did show what the aliens looked like, but even the big special effects couldn't make me like it, it was almost a chore watching till the end.

When I first saw the trailer in 2012, I thought it was a trailer for a new Transformers film, but just looked like a watered down copy of Transformers that's much worse and just not worth making.

They did have a scene in the film that did look just like the Hasbro Battleship game, also firing blind. The alien missile actually looked like the pegs you put into the ships in the board game.

I just can't believe how big of a flop this film was.

I give, Battleship, 2/10

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