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Thursday, June 20, 2013

Man of Steel

After his home planet is imploding itself, Kal-El is sent to Earth to be free. When the Kent's take him in as their own, Clark now grows up more or less regular life, but with amazing abilities. When his father tells him the world isn't ready for him, and to keep what he is a secret, Clark then leaves home to pursue a life of mystery and secrecy. When alien ships start coming to earth, in the hopes of finding Kal-El, General Zod wants to find him, and possibly kill him. When the world knows of Clark or "Superman" the battle is on between Superman and General Zod, with a super sized fist fight in the middle of Metropolis. Superman must find a way to stop Zod or face the extinction of humans.


This just might be the best Superman film ever made.


The acting was just fantastic, Henry Cavill certainly pulled of Superman in an amazing way. Amy Adams as Lois Lane was great too. Michael Shannon as General Zod was probably the best take on the character since the 70's version. Even the supporting cast was cast perfectly as well.

Story was incredible, so much happened, as well as a very good origin of Clark as a kid, made for a more darker story on a classic character. Also, I left out most the story in the plot since so much happened in the film, almost everything was a spoiler.

CGI was also very, very impressive, I almost believed for a second that a man could fly. Seeing Superman flying/shooting red lasers from his eyes and fighting with Zod, was just incredible watching. Also the destruction of Metropolis looked amazing.

I was a little surprised they didn't have Lex Luthor or even Kryptonite in the film, but seeing as this is just the beginning, I can see them bringing out the green doom, and Lex in future films.

I give, Man of Steel, 9/10

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Jack the Giant Killer

The "Asylum" film.
When Jack receives beans on his 18th birthday, he think they're a joke and throws them in the ground, only find that the next day a massive beanstalk has grown. More attention gather around this mysterious beanstalk, a woman that gets to close gets slapped by the vines, Jack swoops in to save her, only to get caught and thrown up into the magical "Cloud World?" Jack then runs from his life some kind of monster, to find a magical floating castle, he then meets his father who has been there for 18 years, but only 18 earth days. They both meet a "evil chick" that wants to control the monsters onto earth and be the ruler. She then does it, Jack and his Father somehow take the floating castle to earth to hopefully save everyone from the monsters.




A real shit-flick if I've ever seen one. The story, was lacking so much, that it was putting me to sleep. A lot of plot holes, that when you realize their own story mistakes, you start laughing.

Acting was incredibly awful, I don't even see how they got funding for this film. It was all a joke.

That cover is a lie, Jack didn't fight with swords, or duel swords.. He used his robot mechanical machine to fight them. Also, "Giant Killer" there was no "Giants" in the film, just monsters. It seemed to take place now, but with the props they used, could of easily looked as if it took place in the 60's. CGI was...well a joke.

I give, Jack the Gian Killer, 2/10

Exorcist II: The Heretic

After being nearly forced into investigating the death of Father Merrin, Father Lamont now travels to New York to speak with, Regan. Since Regan has been doing therapy for some time now, her doctor, Dr. Tuskin  who has a new device that hooks up to two people's head, allowing one another to see their dreams or memories. Once Lamont and Regan get hooked up, her past memories from that frightful night reveal new details about the demon, Pazuzu. Lamont then travels to Africa where he hopes to find a man who once defeated, Pazuzu. When Lament finds Kokumo he gains more knowledge. Lament then returns to New York only to get in a hypnotized state after being "connected" to Regan again. The two travel to Washington back to the house where it all began, in a final battle with Pazuzu once more.

A very amazing film (The Exorcist) gets a sequel, and one part made me laugh.

A few people returned for this film, and I don't see how they did, since this film was a complete disaster, and horror films aren't supposed to make you laugh, this one did.

Story was sloppy at best, making the main focus of the film more based on the demon this time.

I can't say much about this film other than, why did they make it? It's the worst horror sequel film I've ever seen, and I've seen a ton of horror films. The first film, was perfect, a nice A-B story that didn't leave any ties, this sequel was very unnecessary, and a waste of 118minutes.

I give, Exorcist II: The Heretic, 2/10


Tuesday, June 4, 2013

After Earth

It's my birthday (today the 4th) and I'll drink Sake if I want to. So here's my review of...


After their ship has to make an emergency landing after going through a asteroid storm in space, forces them to land or crash on planet, Earth. Since 1,000 years have passed, Earth is now considered an unlivable planet, with  animals which have evolved to hunt and kill humans. Cypher (Will Smith) has both his legs broken, stranded on the ship, his son Kitai (Jaden Smith) has to find the back end of the ship, which landed many miles away. Earth is no longer filled with Oxygen, forcing Kitai to use special inhalers so he can breath. Kitai must now go to the other end of the ship alone, with his father watching his every move, so he can have an early warning system. Kitai must battle through Earth with giant sized Baboons, giant tigers, also trying to avoid the now different temperature where, certain parts can get freezing cold, he must battle all that, climb a volcano, to hopefully find a help beacon to send out a signal so they can get help.

I went into this film, with not knowing anything about it other than what I saw in the trailers. It could of been the Sake, but this film really wasn't all that horrible, nor was it the best science fiction film.

Acting was as good as it could of been, with a cast of just two, with the rest of the actors literally only in the film for just ten minutes. I did however like the story, had a nice sci-fi story set 1,000 years into the future, where earth is now a dead zone.

The CGI was mild to OK. It didn't have the best looking creatures, but you could make them out, and guess what they were, since they didn't say what each creature/alien was, just had to guess.

Story was simple, just go to point A to point B and get help, with creatures trying to kill the kid, nothing real complex or outstanding, but nothing to turn away. Since I did no research about the film, I didn't know till the very end, that M Night Shyamalan did the film, and thought since his horror films kinda suck, this sci-fi was honestly his best film since I saw, Signs ( at 13, dragged into the theatre to see it), but "Devil" wasn't so bad either. It did seem much better than all his other films, so maybe with more work, a lot more work, sci-fi films might be his forte.

So, it wasn't the best science fiction film out there, but it wasn't the worst.

I give, After Earth, 6/10