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| The "Asylum" film. |
When Jack receives beans on his 18th birthday, he think they're a joke and throws them in the ground, only find that the next day a massive beanstalk has grown. More attention gather around this mysterious beanstalk, a woman that gets to close gets slapped by the vines, Jack swoops in to save her, only to get caught and thrown up into the magical "Cloud World?" Jack then runs from his life some kind of monster, to find a magical floating castle, he then meets his father who has been there for 18 years, but only 18 earth days. They both meet a "evil chick" that wants to control the monsters onto earth and be the ruler. She then does it, Jack and his Father somehow take the floating castle to earth to hopefully save everyone from the monsters.
A real shit-flick if I've ever seen one. The story, was lacking so much, that it was putting me to sleep. A lot of plot holes, that when you realize their own story mistakes, you start laughing.
Acting was incredibly awful, I don't even see how they got funding for this film. It was all a joke.
That cover is a lie, Jack didn't fight with swords, or duel swords.. He used his robot mechanical machine to fight them. Also, "Giant Killer" there was no "Giants" in the film, just monsters. It seemed to take place now, but with the props they used, could of easily looked as if it took place in the 60's. CGI was...well a joke.
I give, Jack the Gian Killer, 2/10
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